theamericankid:

I’ll die browsing Tumblr and not even notice it.

twinpersonalitys:

ironychan:

redcaplf:

thehipsterwhisperer:

 

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

deancasotp:

simonmarshallcolfer:

so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”

letourmonkeyscry:

BUNNIES

artisttrap:

Reverse graffiti

Reverse graffiti, also known as clean tagging, dust tagging, grime writing, green graffiti or clean advertising, is a method of creating temporary or semi permanent images on walls or other surfaces by removing dirt from a surface. It is often done by removing dirt/dust with the fingertip(s) from windows or other dirty surfaces, such as writing ‘wash me’ on a dirty vehicle. Others, such as artist Moose, use a cloth or a high power washer to remove dirt on a larger scale. - Source

gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

#The ship you shipped for 5 minutes before it broke your heart

somewhereinthefog:

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

Is that John Green?

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

cheers-to-all-you-skinnies:

AAAAAAWWW